Ridiculous Reads
8/30/13 at 02:31 PM 2 Comments

10 Ridiculous Excuses For Skipping Sunday Services

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1. I fell down on the street yesterday and twisted my ankles.

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2. Nascar was on and I had to follow my favorite driver.

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3. I already read the Bible during weekdays.

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4. I was up late yesterday. My favorite pro football team was playing.

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5. I had a lot of homework and had no other time during the week to do it.

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6. I hit the snooze button a billion times on my alarm but couldn’t wake up.

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7. I didn’t have money to put in the church offering plate.

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8. I worked 80 hours this week.

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9. The preacher preaches too long and makes me feel sleepy.

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10. My "friend" just died and I had to go to his funeral

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