Todd Friel studied to be a pastor for four years but neglected to actually get saved. He abandoned church ministry plans and did secular TV, radio and stand-up comedy for 6 years. But God then saved him.
Posted 12/21/13 at 1:39 AM | Todd Friel |
What does the Fox say? You're stupid.
The number one conservative talk show on television just sent evangelicals a Christmas present. It's a box of antipathy wrapped with condescension with a card that says, "You are a moron." No exchanges allowed.
In response to the Duck Debacle, Bill O'Reilly judged Phil Robertson for judging homosexuals. The irony was caught by everyone but TV's number one pontificator who mangled Scripture beyond recognition to inform us Jesus would never judge anyone. That is true, except for the temple merchants, Zaccheus, the woman at the well, the Pharisees, the disciples and one day, the entire world.
Bill claims that Christians cannot tell anyone that they are going to hell. He must not have studied Matt. 18:15-20 for "Killing Jesus."
Bernie Goldberg chimed in by calling evangelicals and the Apostle Paul himself, "ignoramuses." He seethed that we are ignorant and so is the Bible. FULL POST
Posted 9/18/13 at 1:56 PM | Todd Friel |
Christianity is better, smarter and more dignified than humanism. Here are ten more ways:
11. Language and Grammar: It might be LOL, but language and grammar will continue to erode under secularism. Why? There is no reason to have rules of grammar if there is no rule-giver. God is the author of language and the author of clarity, not confusion. Without God, we have little need for either rules or clarity.
12. Art: Certainly there is a degree of subjectivity, but unless there is an objective standard of what is good, pleasing and lovely, then art is meaningless. ￼ ￼ ￼
13. Dating: The world’s model for dating: meet, have sex, break up, repeat. Biblical “dating” is loftier, safer and more thoughtful. By promoting abstinence before marriage, Christianity can save a broken heart, an “unwanted pregnancy” and disease. Which system is better?
14. Marriage: Biblical marriage is a picture of the relationship between the Creator of the Universe, Jesus, and His bride, the Church. The point of secular marriage is…well, I don’t know what the point is.
15. Parenting: Secular parenting is mostly done out of instinct and the hope of much reciprocal love. Biblical parenting is the opportunity for an adult to raise a fellow eternal soul-bearer to love the One who made them both. One system is selfish, the other transcendent. FULL POST
Posted 9/12/13 at 1:34 PM | Todd Friel |
It is 2am when you wake up with a headache that demands your attention. You weigh the options, “I can be lazy and stay in my nice warm bed until sleep returns or I can get my carcass out of bed, stub my toe on the way to the bathroom and take some Tylenol that will guarantee sleep and a pain-free noggin.”
You roll over.
It is 4 am when you re-awake to a headache that increased in ferocity. This time you get up and schlep to the bathroom and take your medicine. What changed? Sometimes we need to feel pain longer to motivate us to seek relief.
I wonder if that is exactly what is going to happen in the USA. As we lurch further and further down the road of secular humanism, there is no doubt that people will grow increasingly sin sick. Perhaps they will seek a cure after they have felt enough pain.
Pain inevitably follows sin.
Too much alcohol creates a hangover.
Sex outside of marriage creates disease.
Re-writing morals creates heartache, broken homes, hurt children, devastated lives.
The First Century
The first century had felt the pain from their godless lifestyles for hundreds of years and even the most brilliant philosopher could not grant them relief. Enter the Gospel! FULL POST
Posted 9/5/13 at 2:59 PM | Todd Friel
17 year old Boy Scouts attracted to 14 year old boys can now share a tent. What could possibly go wrong?
The Hub Networks latest cartoon aimed at 2-12 year olds is about a guy named Guy who finds a super-power ring. He puts it on and becomes a female crime-fighter named She-Zow. Who is most upset by this? Transgendered people who do not feel this is a good representation of them.
A woman in San Francisco recently married a building in an effort to save it from demolition. She called it a lesbian wedding because she claims the building is female. Guess who is mad? You got it, lesbians. They think this opens them up to ridicule. Um, yeah.
Do we need more evidence that we are living in a post-Christian world?
The Brilliance of the Bible
Unlike the Koran, the Bible is not stuck in a particular century. The Koran gives very explicit rules for all people for all times based on the culture of the 7th century; hence, the burka. The Bible is far more sophisticated.
The Bile presents historical biographies, theology, proverbs and letters to specific people and then asks the reader to apply those truths to their particular context. Brilliant! But that does not mean it is easy. The Christian must take an ancient book and learn the context in which it was written and then rightly apply the truths presented in our century without understanding the text differently than the original audience. FULL POST
Posted 8/28/13 at 11:47 AM | Todd Friel |
Why is Miley getting all of the negative press for her Video Music Award performance? Did you notice there was another child of a celebrity on stage who was just as filthy?
Robin Thicke is the son of Growing Pains dad Alan Thicke. Why isn’t anyone complaining about his sexual gyrations with Miley on national TV? Why isn’t anyone lamenting how perverted his performance was?
Pretty typical actually. When a teenager gets pregnant, we always talk about her behavior and her choices, but we rarely bring up the other party: the man.
When a woman dances in a provocative and sensual way, we call her a wide variety of names that indicate she lacks character: cheap, floozy, tawdry, prostitute, loose, etc. Have you ever heard a man called any of those names when he dances like a tramp? Nope. Those words are reserved for women.
It seems that we have been downplaying the perversion of men for decades under the banner of “boys will be boys.” Why are we repulsed by Miley but completely overlooking Robin?
If “twerking” is what Betty Friedan fought for, then we haven’t come a very long way, Baby. The Miley debacle demonstrates that feminism and women are in a crisis. But there is a second equal or greater crisis: a man drought. FULL POST
Posted 8/22/13 at 1:22 PM | Todd Friel |
People are depressed. According to the CDC, one in ten Americans struggles with depression. That means one in ten Christians struggles with depression. Are they comfortable in your church?
The modern day church has jettisoned many traditions and customs in an effort to contemporize and not resemble the misnomer “dead orthodoxy.” With little thought, we have ditched pulpits, robes, organs, choirs, hymnals, liturgy, etc. This is not to suggest that all modernizing is a sin, I am merely pointing out that we have made radical church changes without debate or recognition that preceding generations were not morons.
Permit me to suggest that many churches have undergone a more subtle shift that perhaps deserves a rethink.
While George Barna has not done a survey on this…yet…I fear that many evangelical churches have decided that the tone of the church must be untiringly HAPPY.
Church growth ministries advise churches to make their guests feel welcome by placing the cheeriest greeters at the front door.
Congregants are directed to put on their happy faces to make church a more welcoming environment.
The pastor is coached to bound onto the stage with a big smile and cheery, “Good morning, Church!” FULL POST
Posted 8/14/13 at 12:54 PM | Todd Friel |
Cicero warned, “To be ignorant of history is to forever remain a child.” Is it possible that the United States is following in the footsteps of Revolutionary France because so many Americans are ignorant of history?
There are twelve similarities between the France of 1789 that led to the French Revolution, the Reign of Terror and the beheading of thousands of people and the United States of 2013.
The Zeitgeist of 1789 France
The mood of the people was: change. As in, “fundamentally change our country.”
Intellectuals had grown ashamed of their country, history and institutions. Have you seen your child’s history textbook lately?
French theaters were turned into instruments of propaganda by liberal anarchists. Hooray for Hollywood.
King Louis XVI’s efforts to lower taxes and create a free market economy were blocked by the nobles. Paging Barack Obama.
The news media admired agitators and never discussed the church without scandal nor the government without criticism. They relied on outrages of the court. They distorted, lied, colored and mis-reported. Nice work, Diane Sawyer.
France had a major debt-crisis that led to the crumbling of their economy. Does the number 17 trillion ring a bell? FULL POST
Posted 4/15/13 at 3:26 PM | Todd Friel |
In his latest effort to look out for us, Bill O’Reilly advised Christians to stop “thumping the Bible” if we hope to win the gay marriage debate. Oh really?
Bill claims that the compelling argument is on the side of homosexuals, “We are Americans, we just want to be treated like everyone else.”
A fourth grade homeschooler could deflate that appeal to emotion with one swift poke. Would we let a thug get away with murder by simply stating, “I am an American, I just want to be treated like everyone else”?
Unfortunately for Bill and the many Christians who would agree with him, Bill’s desire to ban Bible thumping was exposed as foolishness when Bernie Goldberg told Bill, “If society has a consensus that it is OK for Lenny to marry his goat, then we can have that conversation at that time.” Yikes.
Who defines what is moral?
Option 1: Consensus. According to Bernie, when 51% of the public decides bestiality is OK, then open up the barn door. One wonders, would that be true of other issues like, say, cannibalism.
After all, on the island of Boingo Boingo, consensus says that noshing on Uncle Joe, while chewy and needing BBQ sauce, is acceptable. Who is right? Americans or the Boingo Boinguesse? FULL POST
Posted 3/20/13 at 10:27 AM | Todd Friel |
The pomp. The circumstance. The formality. Viewing the installation of the new humble pope might tempt an evangelical to swim the Tiber and join the Roman Catholic Church. Especially when one views much of contemporary evangelicalism: the silliness, the shallowness, the Harlem Shake.
Watching that could make any clear thinking evangelical long for something deeper, richer and more mature. But before you start paddling, please consider a few things.
Works, works, works No matter how you slice it, Catholicism teaches salvation by works. The Roman Catholic Catechism states: “Since the initiative belongs to God in the order of grace, no one can merit the initial grace of forgiveness and justification, at the beginning of conversion. Moved by the Holy Spirit and by charity, we can then merit for ourselves and for others the graces needed for our sanctification, for the increase of grace and charity, and for the attainment of eternal life. (2010)
The Catholic Church also teaches that others have worked for your salvation in addition to Jesus:
This treasury (or merits) includes as well the prayers and good works of the Blessed Virgin Mary. They are truly immense, unfathomable, and even pristine in their value before God. In the treasury, too, are the prayers and good works of all the saints, all those who have followed in the footsteps of Christ the Lord and by his grace have made their lives holy and carried out the mission in the unity of the Mystical Body.” (1477) FULL POST
Posted 3/7/13 at 1:33 PM | Todd Friel |
There are few things more painful than being unequally yoked. Perhaps this will encourage you to press on and endure with joy. Yes, joy.
1. Remember how patient God was with YOU!
Your days can be long, painful and so frustrating. Before you throw a pot or pan your spouse’s way, remember how long-suffering God was with you. How many years did He pursue you as you continued to blaspheme Him? Perhaps that thought will get you through one more day.
2. Your spouse has committed no sin against you that is worse than the sins you commit against Jesus.
His/her words and actions can be brutally painful. It is OK to feel pain. But remember, his/her sins against you are like a stroll in the country compared to your sins against Jesus. Never forget who the chief of sinners is: You!
3. When your spouse is annoying and sinful, remember, your sins put Jesus on the cross.
“It was my sin that held Him there, until it was accomplished.” Your sins were the cause of the death of your Savior, and yet, He demonstrated His love for you by dying while you were yet sinning (Romans 5:8). Is your suffering worse than the suffering you caused Jesus? FULL POST